THE JAMES BOND HEADCANON IS SO STRONG
ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW
you can bitch about Sophia all you want but in the end she looks like a fucking goddess and youre sitting at home in the darkness of your room being a bitter asshole
"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."
"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."
"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."
"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."
so Harry can have his titties out at a wedding but when I’m doing it I’m “disturbing the peace” and “scaring grandma”
the only thing i care about in this wedding is getting niall and harry slow dancing together you know like everyone’s slow dancing with their partners and they both belong to the few that are sitting , watching and harry is like greedily looking at niall and niall’s a bit drunk so he’s just like ‘might as well’